And then I cried.
<3
westeros’s celebs read mean tweets (ps: all tweets are real)
(Source: brienneoftarth)
And then I cried.
<3
I quit.
It makes no damn sense to start a fucking fight with me when I get mad t hat someone is taking the shit that I bought for a specific purpose and using it at their own accord. I guess I could apologize for that pissing me off but I honestly do not think that it’s something so far out there to not be able to comprehend why I’m upset.
[snaps head in your direction] DID YOU JUST SAY GAME OF THRONES
[breathes heavily] who are your favorite characters
[narrows eyes] what do you mean you don’t like sansa stark
CERSEI IS JUST MISUNDERSTOOD! AND YOU’RE TOO IGNORANT TO GRASP THE COMPLEXITY OF EVERYTHING EVER THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED. EVER.
(Source: daeneryus)
I wish there was a non-assholeish way to say “our friendship has run its course, you make me uncomfortable with your feelings and a lot of shit you do pisses me off bye”
(Source: joan-watson)
My tummy has been making disconcerting grumbly
sounds since I woke up today. It’s making me nervous.maybe the taco bell last night, since there was cheese on everything you ate.?
I haven’t a clue of this cheesy goodness you speak of sir >.>
No clue at all. It was a mystery ailment, I’m tellin’ ya! Hrmph.
My tummy has been making disconcerting grumbly
sounds since I woke up today. It’s making me nervous.
ishallsustainamassiveerection:
“hello i like thing you like thing” *strokes your face* “no don’t run away no we like thing”
ill settle for nothing less
if my future husband doesn’t have a reaction like this i’m walking right back out and saying “alright let’s try this again”
“You know when the bride makes her entrance and everybody turns to look at her? That’s when I look at the groom. Cause his face says it all you know, there’s pure love there.
can I has?
(Source: kittypurrell)
Some rough sex would cheer me up
I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I’m awake, you know?
(Source: wandering-miind)
“According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs, and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate beings condemning them to spend their lives in search for their other halves.”
~Plato’s The Symposium.
same concept as the red string theory.
I wonder what shape homeboy and I share…hrmmm..
(Source: eternalseptember)